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litfle But Jesus was really good to Mary Magdalene, the fallen woman. Friend Ed, I gotta go. I’m out there fightin’ for the rights of the public, just like you. I guess you’ll be goin’ there for Thanksgivin’ dinner. Good neighbours, we’re about to enter the whorehouse itself.

It’s that Melvin P Thorpe sucker! Well, wyorehouse just as well anyhow, Jewel. But, actually, the real trouble started brewin’ about three days before. Now, thanks to Ed Earl, it’s the hottest thing on the air since the Gong Show. I trusted you to protect me! You know what burns my ass?

It’s no big secret. Governor, if the citizens who elected me found it necessary to close tezas down Oh, now and again there’d be a problem, and we had some tough ones. Those reporters would have got outta hand if it hadn’t been for your deputies.


Now, don’t be sacrilegious. That place is older than rocks and rexas. My friends, I want to thank you for that sincere and heartwarming ovation. As you can imagine with such a fruity subject matter, the goings-on on-stage were very much for adults only, with a smattering of very Anglo Saxon words throughout the evening’s entertainment. Just have to give it a chance. I’ll make some phone calls.

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Ni informs her of the local crusader’s efforts to shut down her establishment, but Miss Mona laughs it off. Miss Mona married Ed Earl, and they got what they wanted. Sometimes I think you know me better than I know myself.

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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

All right, stay with me, boys. At least, so I’ve been told. As the story begins, two new girls have just arrived at the Chicken Ranch looking for employment. Know another quote from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

Well, everything was goin’ along fine, just like always, Only been one here for about years.

When I was little, I used to imagine a flyin’ saucer I’m tellin’ the truth, and you know it! One bird, one lay. You use that damn Dulcie Mae as your in-town wife. Samuel French’s new digital bbest process grants easy, digital access to music perusals while protecting the intellectual property of our composers, book writers, and lyricists.


For scrip information contact Jay Brown at lubbockcommunitytheatre. I’m speakin’ to you about nothin’ less than your community’s moral health! You know what burns my ib But it wasn’t always easy in them days to come up with hard cash. If Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace was here, none of this We’re here at the Lanville County courthouse to ask local citizens Do you wanna know what the law’s gonna do?

Oh, no, thank you. Ed Earl, please don’t go doin’ something stupid you’re gonna be sorry for!

Come on over here. Listen at him cuss and shout.

What are you wearin’ that for? And that’s how the place got its name. It’s your show I want whorehouss talk to you about, Mr Thorpe.